Before leaving the DC area, I took Erik’s advice and stole away for lunch at Five Guys Burgers. I’m told the chain extends all the way up the east coast, but I’ve never been. I devoured a burger-with-everything and regular fries before venturing back out into the afternoon heat. I sweat grease the whole way back to the hotel, leaving oily fingerprints on the metal metro railings. It was the tastiest burger I’ve ever had at a restaurant, and I feel completely disgusting.

3 Responses to “That is a Tasty Burger”

  1. Colin says:

    There’s a Five Guys Burgers less than 10 minutes from our apartment here. Heather suggested it and we went there for the first time a few weeks ago. The burger was good, but I was disappointed; it was obviously made with no more than 2 guys. I got ripped off!

  2. adam says:

    I’m going to file that away along with my List of People with Whom I Would Prefer Not to be Stranded with no Source of Food Aside from Cannibalism. You have no idea how many similar lists are graced with your name, Colin.

    Unless you have the idea that the number is zero, and that I keep no such lists. Then you’re pretty much spot on.

  3. Jewboy says:

    I’m pretty sure that by adding cheese the burger goes from “Euphoric Taste Explosion” to “Cures Cancer it is so Good”

    You should try it. - Double Burger, Bacon, Cheese.

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