Laurel Yong-Hwa “The Investigator” Lee keeps sending me photographs, and I keep agreeing to post them, and subsequently making myself a liar by leaving them on my desktop for months. I decided to magically undo these years of negligence in a single, pandering gesture. I present: The Yong-Hwa Gallery. It’s a new exhibit in my growing collection. These pictures include graduation, a visit to the Cheesecake factory, a jaunt to the Greenwich shore for a concert, and a trip to New York City to visit Peng/Hung/Y-H. Yong-Hwa was in the city to see the release of her appearance in Glamour magazine, where she was one of the country’s ten pickiest eaters. (Or Top College Women, I forget.) She appeared in the October issue, and I decided to wait just long enough to tell you this to eradicate any possible chance that you might still find it on the newsstand, thereby increasing the value of my copy as a collectible. Now, I will have the magazine debut of The Investigator before she became famous for becoming the first asian woman to eat her own young. Just kidding, you rule.
And, Yong-Hwa, you’re welcome.
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October 29th, 2004 at 9:46 am
In my continuing effort to be like Colin, I added the security jive below. Apologies if you tried to comment but couldn’t.
Thanks Eddie!
October 29th, 2004 at 9:51 am
“Brilliant! Magnificent! A Triumph!”–Top ten pickiest eater in this country
“I poke fun at Y-H, though I will surely suffer terribly for it.”–Adam Oliner
“You are absolutely right. You shall suffer.”–Anonymous
You are the best, Adam!
October 29th, 2004 at 8:27 pm
You may continue to try, but you shall consistently fail.